All broken up

Tom and Katie are denying reports that they have broken up... Oh yeah, that rock solid relationship formed in some weird alient pod seems like it might have cracked, and the podlings are holding on--via a spokesperson--to say they are as solid as ever. That's right guys, you hold on... I've got April in the pool.

Speaking of people I'd rather not think about reproducing, media whores Paula Abdul and Dr Phil are working together to get Paula laid... er, help her find deep and meaningful love. Paula is joing the ranks of Match.com'ers... Look for this "sweet and sassy gal" winking at you sometime soon.

And since we are talking about media whores, George Clooney isn't expecting to win one of the Oscars for which he is nominated. Thankfully, he cleared up that issue for us, we were deeply concerned.