Probing Minds Want to Know

When you see the headline that reads George Michael has been arrested in drug probe, you have certain expectations for reading said article. Like, and only as an example, there would be an actual drug probe and not that the man was slumped over the steering wheel of his parked car with a few seeds and some E nearby. Really, that was the story, but because that isn't worthy of the fantastical headline, we had to revisit the whole lewd acts arrest from a few years ago, his sexual oreintation and whether he will or will not, in fact, marry his partner. And I wonder, how long we will have to endure the Wham! references? I bet George wonders that as well. Andrew, who?