Yo! V.I.P. Let's Kick It!

...If there was a problem...

K-Fed.

...Yo!...

He's ready for the backlash.

...I'll solve it...

He's going solo.

...check out the hook...

He wants to get respect in the music biz without Britney.

...while my DJ revolves it...

You know, it really is one of those 'what the fuck' moments like no other. K-Fed has been talking about this new "rap" album he's putting out. He's got one of the songs on his site, which has apparently gotten 2 million hits--which he says is an indication that people are really interested. Oh, yeah, people are interested--they like watching a car wreck in progress.

Aside from the fact that this supposed album will be coming out sometime "soon." K-Fed wants us to know that while he has collaborated with Brit, he wants people to like him for him before he shares his, um, collaboration with Brit. Sorry, K-Fed, but there is something scarier than you putting out a rap album -- Brit rapping with you. There are only a few little white blonde girls that have gotten away with rapping, and Britney will not achieve the level of a Debbie Harry anytime in her career.

And, as for K-Fed, maybe he isn't quite old enough to remember Vanilla Ice??? Too bad, really, he could have learned something there... and spared us all the rubba-necking.