Random Saturday Slack Silliness

It's been a while, at least a few weeks, since I've mentioned the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)... but somehow, in thinking about the Church of the SubGenius lately, it seems that "Bob" would want me to bring up the FSM, as it is the only logical explaination for soming home to my papazan chair flipped over on the floor. As everyone knows, the FSM is especially fond of tormenting cats; and as there are 4 of them here, the FSM often pops in to get them in trouble. So, it was clearly evident when I got home and saw the chair in such disarray that the FSM had not only popped in, but wreaked havoc while here. My cats, of course, were generally disgusted with the whole chair scene.

It should be noted that the FSM has not only flipped the chair over this week, but has also apparently opened the closet door by the bathroom and knocked some towels on the floor, then slept on them. FSM has also chewed on the poor kitties treat bags leaving vicious looking teeth marks. The FSM also, it seems, prepared a clump of cat fur with a toy mouse and an empty water balloon to be left in the middle of the kitchen floor. I'm guessing the FSM has also done other things that I am not yet aware of this week, that will, undoubtedly, get my kitties in trouble.

In the meantime, it's coming on lunch time, and I'll be damned if spaghetti doesn't sound good!