Stupid movies and eagerly anticipated pirates

Yeah, I'm catching up on ridiculing celluloid... it's been a while and I'm feeling like I need to mention that fact Adam Sandler has another ridiculous movie he's out touting does not mean that everyone needs to go see it. Guys, you saw the best part in the trailer (you know what I'm talking about...big busted woman running in slow motion). We needed another Adam Sandler comedy as much as we need another Fast and the Furious movie... OH WAIT, we are getting another Fast and the Furious. Clue... the best thing about the first movie was Vin Diesel in a dirty, white, cheap Hanes shirt.

Now, what I am looking forward to, is, of course, Pirates of the Carribean II. Now, if there was ever a sequel needing to be made, it was this movie. It has all the components necessary to entertain me for a few hours... Johnny Depp, witty one liners, pirates, Johnny Depp... I know, I said Johnny twice, but I think it was deserved.

Ye be wise to not argue, mate.