Forbes, you too?

Apparently, my standards to make the Forbes 100 Most Powerful Women's list are too high. I don't have any 'Z' in my name, I have not allowed Dubya to massage me, nor have I massaged Dubya, and well, I don't drink Pepsi.

Of the top four, one is German, one is Chinese and one is a Pepsico front runner... the other is Condoleeeeeeezzzzzzza Rice. It is all highly suspect and if I truly had time to spend concocting conspiracy theroy, I would think this was a clear sign of something... but I will leave that to the bored basement dwellers off their meds with intricate graphs and charts to explain.

Not that I am opposed to a good conspiracy theory, but we just haven't had one lately... which in and of itself, it highly suspect.