Headlines

Sometimes, you don't need more than the headlines to tell a story. Take these for instance:

**Half American's admit to re-gifting**
Quarter American's don't do this, neither do Whole American's??

**Drivers think of sex rather than signals**
Uhhh, DUH? Unless, of course, you are the person behind the idiot distracting you from your thoughts of sex because s/he can't focus long enough to signal their turn. But then, maybe they wanted to be hit in the ass?

**Do big breasts lead to paradise?**
How the fuck would I know???

Now, these were just written, but I heard a news tidbit on the radio (yes, you are all in trouble, my transmitter for my iPod has died... I have another media outlet currently). This radio news guy said that the Iraqi al Queda leader was suspected dead and they were awaiting DNA results. Which leads me to a seemingly obvious question--do we have DNA to compare this to, and where did we get it? But this question was not even mentioned. Everything so matter of fact--yep, waiting on DNA results.

My head may implode before I get a new transmitter... why just Tuesday I was screaming at the radio announcer in the car who commented that the Democrats welcomed a debate on national security. Of course they do, they are very accomodating, in fact, the debate would not really be a debate as much as it would be not so polite agreement between two parties that seemingly disagree on very fundamental issues. This is why we miss Bill Clinton. He is a genius of rhetoric and you have no idea who is agreeing or disagreeing with, but when all is said and done, he wins and you don't know why, but you know the other person was very, very wrong. Sadly, this happened even as he asked for a definition of the word "is." Perhaps rhetorical genius is strong...

Mahalo.