Shooting things

As your candidate for Gov-nah, I should have been aware of a prop 3 which would prohibit the shooting of doves. I know this is not going to be a popular stance I'm about to take, but my candidacy is not about doing the popular, or politically correct thing.

I mean, let's look at the numbers!!

I say allow people who want to shoot doves that right.
The number who want to shoot doves are small in nature.
A good number of them don't probably own a gun.
Just a mnay probably wouldn't know what a freaking dove looked like if they saw one.
Those that do own a gun are probably a lousy aim.

And it's only fair that I stand for the right to be able to shoot a dove, should one really want to, otherwise it might seem a little hypocritical when I propose my prop that would allow me to shoot a golfer, should the need arise. Now, just because I don't live on a golf course any longer does not negate the necessity of this critical legislation.