Dance Fever

Oh my, inane headlines are rampant on thus slow news Tuesday... of course, a slow news Tuesday is better than coverage of Bush in Latin America (oy...!).

Heather Mills, of marriage to Paul McCartney infamy, debut her dancin' moves on a show I'm certain is something that would make my head implode--though friends and family swear it is terrific--Dancing with the Stars. I cann't bring meself to watch the video of the prosthetic high kick... and you know, how good a show can it be when they got Billy Ray Cyrus (you do remember him and his "achy Breaky Heart, right?)... If it truly is a good show, I'll take your word for it--I have no desire to see the proof in the puddin'.