Things that piss me off at 7 a.m.
As my usual morning routine is coming to an end, and I'm leaving for work... I read my email and eat my breakfast. This morning, as is typical, there was an email from SparkPeople -- their daily motivation email, which has a quote and someone writing about that quote... usually they are good, but this morning's reads: A pocket is no place for a smile. I have no idea why this infuriates me; perhaps it is the cliche nature, perhaps it just strikes me as stupid, perhaps both.
And, as ridiculous as that may be, it is not as wholly imcomprehensible as why the World Wide Wrestling Federation continues to send me emails. I know I got on their list when I had to go out and buy my dad and cousin their tickets, but I've since requested to be removed from future mailings... one of the last things a girl wants in the morning is wrestling spam.
Labels: breakfast rituals, Spark People

2 Comments:
I tell you what pisses me off early is when about 5 male mallard ducks decide to gang up on one poor female and she spits and screams at them but the bastards still just keep trying and trying. Horny fuckers. Er.. duckers?
Dude, that's a lot of ducking... who knew there was a 5:1 ratio on male to female ducks.
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