My INVISIBLE Electric Blue Car

There was was, speeding by a good 10-15 mph over the speed limit on Carpenter, not a car behind me or in the other lane, when a woman comes flying out of the driveway in front of my car, causing me to slam on the new brakes (and here I was trying to keep them new). And now I understand why Wonder Woman had an invisible jet as opposed to an invisible car. My bad.

I also found an inordinate number of pregnant women waltzing in front of my car at random over by Babys R Us... but that is to be expected, I suppose... and my guess is the "rule" is that if you are that pregnant, you just don't stop. I don't know, I've never been, but I'm thinking that's a pretty safe bet. And really, I'm USUALLY not going 55-60 mph through the parking lot over by the Target... not usually.