Monday

Just when I pulled into my parking lot in the midst of a downpour and had a spot open near the door and thought, how lucky can I get, I looked up to see a neighbor boy standing outside, in the middle of the court, pants around his knees, getting quite an arc on the stream of urine he was so proudly spraying toward his sister.

And if that wasn't enough for a Monday... I accidentally bought Diet Chocolate Cherry Dr. Pepper--which sucks; don't buy it.