Inventions for Prophet

Today, SK and I came up with a brilliant idea for a new item that we need to create, market and prophet from… so all you venture capitalists out there looking for the next great thing, drop me a line. What we are proposing is an Ask the Prophecy device. We envision this to be the head of say, Jesus, on a rudimentary handle made of pine or oak, or some other imitation wood with another piece of wood or imitation wood over the handle, you know, to make it a ‘t’ shaped handle—gives good grip! The head would be hollowed and filled with water (perhaps even holy water) and inside would be a floating die with answers to questions people may be inclined to ask advice of… a rough draft of sayings might include:

“So as it is in Heaven.”
“Amen.”
“Peace be with you.”
“Love your fellow man.”

These saying would appear when you opened the mouth of the prophet. Perhaps it is even contrived that when you turn the head back toward you after asking your question, the mouth pops open all on its own. Other prophets could of course be used, why limit the potential?

We are now taking orders.